Tuesday: like Monday, replete with dreaded high-speed headwinds from the north.
TUESDAY WEATHER INFOGRAPHIC:
Overall: high 68, low 55, cloud-free, annoying gusts
AM: high 50s, sunny, wind from the north at 13 MPH
PM: mid 60s, sunny, wind from the north at 17 MPH
LETTUCE CAT WIND METER:
Classic. See the lettuce fly off? That’s a marker of high winds.
Recommended outfit of the day:
DIVVY REPORT: all stations operational.
PARTIAL STREET CLOSURES
A TALE FROM THE ROAD:
A youngish doofus on a fancy road bike plopped right in front of me at a red light on Devon and Glenwood today. He had been a few blocks behind but jumped ahead while I waited at the red light. This practice is called “shoaling” and it’s very uncouth.
Annoyed, I decided to speed by him when the light turned green. I did this because I was riding my dinky 20″-wheeled folding bike, and I knew it would bruise his ego.
I passed him. It bruised his ego. So he tries racing me down Glenwood. Foldilocks and I hold him off, because folding bikes have heart. But then we reach a stop sign, where a a tractor trailer ahead of us was turning left.
What to do? Like a sane person, I slow down to remain behind the tractor trailer. But the doofus squeezes past the truck on the right while it’s making a left turn. Truck makes wide turns! Very dangerous!
No, he didn’t get smushed. But the point of the story: this guy, bad.
OVERALL COMMUTE RATING:
3/4. Deja vu. Nice day with unfortunate wind.